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Joke of the Day
"That song from Frozen is really getting old... I kind of wish people would just... Let it go"
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"How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter."
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"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."
"Oral Misgivings Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex? A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn."
"I drink to forget that I accidentally once said ""I love you"" when ending a call with a customer service rep."
"What do you call a woman-hating masseuse? A massage-onist."
"Ford Ibble A car salesman asked me, ""What are you looking for in a car?"" I said, ""It has to be affordable"" He said, ""I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."""
"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"
"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."