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Joke of the Day
"What did one white cop say to another white cop? Another black man bites the dust."
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"Why is the word ""clit"" so fun to say? It just rolls off the tongue."
"When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it."
"[customs] ""Passport?"" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"Shit. Damn it. A bumper sticker just changed my entire worldview, again. This happens like 3 times a day."
"Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants."
"A cartoonist died in his home... Details are sketchy."
"""You haven't listened to a word I've said."" Strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation."
"Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down? Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs."