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Joke of the Day
"Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping? Because it is in tents"
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"A blind man walks into a fish market and says..... ""Hello, ladies."""
"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"
"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"I joined a reggae band playing the triangle. I just stand at the back and ting."
"What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? One goes **Whack** ""Shit!"" and the other goes ""Shit!"" **Whack**"
"What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper. -- ^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)"
"My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box."
"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."
"Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming*"