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Joke of the Day
"Why is camping so fun? It's in tents!"
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"What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour? The coming of the Lord."
"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."
"Who's the biggest prostitute in history Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."
"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."
"I just thought of a great joke!! https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/48lziv/hey_guys_i_invented_a_new_word/"