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Joke of the Day
"Dead Baby Joke Whats the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You Can't fuck a rock"
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"What's the difference between a blowjob and anal sex? One makes your day and the other makes your hole weak."
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""
"Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward? Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross."
"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"
"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"
"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."
"Why do Soviets use lowercase letters? Because they don't understand CAPitalism"
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts."