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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"

"Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy's house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours"

"What do you call a marine animal who under-performs at the vegetable academy? A C-cucumber."

".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"

"Snack mixes are great because I only want to enjoy 40 percent of what I eat."

"TIFU by searching for my wife on Pornhub turns out, it's not a dating site."

"What are some canned retorts that can be funny in many situations, like ""that's what she said"" or ""let's not and say we did""?"

"What side dishes did Jesus eat at the last supper? Peas and hominy."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."