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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"
Next Joke
"Two condoms walk into the bar.. One says to the other ""Hey, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"But were you called ""dream wife"" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see."
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."
"What do you say we make this a Not-so-Silent Night?"
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"
"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."
"Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science? Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out.."