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Joke of the Day

"CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank"

"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."

"When would a discount be a bad thing? Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free."

"A boy is walking in the forest with a pedophile ""This forest is really scary,"" says the boy. ""Tell me about it,"" replies the pedophile. ""And I have to walk outta here alone!"""

"What's Jesus' Favourite gun? A nailgun"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Is there a punchline that could make this joke funny?"

"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"

"What's a German Ninja drink beer out of? A clandestein."