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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic..."

"I'm creeped out by the Hamburger Helper glove. ""Hi, I'm a dismembered hand here to help out with dinner."" No thanks."

"People often say to me... ""What are you doing in my garden?"""

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"Non alcoholic beer is like eating out your sister Tastes the same as others, but it just isn't right..."

"I want to be a large, Southern black woman who fans herself in church when I grow up."

"""I love Justin Bieber"" well I love McDonalds but you dont see me making an account pretending to be a chicken nugget, do you?"

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him... \*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\* Yoda: ...you must not."

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."