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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake"
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"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? Awoli."
"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."
"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."
"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"
"What does Gordon program in? FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe..."
"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."
"What would you call Jack Black and Jack White's kid? **A dirty abomination you god hating homosexual!**"