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Joke of the Day

"I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the local zoo"

"My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology."

"Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face."

"Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar... She's going to be pissed when she finds out."

"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"

"The revolution will not be televised. It will be streaming on netflix this summer"

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."

"They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life's three great concerns: one's birth, one's future legacy, and cowboy"