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Joke of the Day

"If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom? European"

"Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she's dead."

"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."

"Why did the duck go to rehab? He was addicted to quack"

"The two hardest things in programming? Naming things, caching things and off-by-one errors!"

"Don't tell me you're coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at ""the wake"" or whatever"

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"The dish drainer is just my default cupboard."

"How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THREE. One to bend over, one to screw in the bulb, and one to drive the gay pride float!"

"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."