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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a virus that affects the command line? Terminal Illness"
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"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"
"TIL that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates."
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""
"New Thesaurus I bought a new thesaurus, it's terrible. It's also terrible."
"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."
"When i die, i want to die like my grandfather did, in his sleep not screaming like the other passengers in the car."
"What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla."
"How do you find Will Smith in winter? You follow the Fresh Prince"
"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"