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Joke of the Day
"This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
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"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""
"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"I had a Menage a trois organised... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"
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