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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."

"Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song"

"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."

"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."

"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."

"How can you tell when an Iranian boy has matured? They take the diaper off his ass and put it on his head."

"I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected. It's my Magnum O'pus."

"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."