47988

Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi? Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Why did the mom cry as her baby Richard became older? Her little Dick was growing."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ .......... should have put it on aloha heat."

"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"

"What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo Hallo Hallo !"

"Religion is a lot like sex They've both destroyed just as many lives as they have created."

"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."

"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."

"I finally realized I could no longer keep my broken money making machine. It just didn't make cents."

"Wherever you go, hold your head high like you actually did something with your life at some point. It fools most people."