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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... K-Cups."
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"My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?"
"What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? A denom-nom-nominator!"
"What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby."
"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"
"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."
"Hello is this NASA? Ya what will happen if the sun decided to come out at night? Is it still called night or morning? Hello?"
"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"
"Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today? Abraham Lincoln."
"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."