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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... K-Cups."
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"If you wanted to be the red ranger as a kid you're probably an asshole nowadays."
"Helen: Mum do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No dear what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it."
"Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say ""he's 2"""
"I have a friend named miles But he moved to Europe so now he goes by Kilometers."
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."
"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""
"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."
"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."