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Joke of the Day
"My friend got a dog for his wife. I told him it was a fair trade."
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"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President"
"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"
"My friend says I play with my parrot to much. So I gave him the bird."
"I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog. It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime."
"A mosquito goes to a military base. The commanding officer says, ""Sorry, this is a 'no fly' zone."""
"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."
"Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? The Germans like shade"
"Have you heard about the new viagra eye drops? It makes you look hard"