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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today"
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"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."
"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."
"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."
"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."