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Joke of the Day
"Little Timmy lived in Flint But little Timmy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was PbSO4"
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"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."
"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"
"Why did the mortgage broker go out of business? ...because he lost interest."
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."
"What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe? A refund. credit to /u/xROSSTHEHOSSx (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)"
"Who would win a fight between Lemmy and God? Trick question. Lemmy is God *The world lost a great musician today"
"I always cry before talking to attractive girls Any tips against pepper spray?"
"I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!"