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Joke of the Day

"Leaked CSI Reno script. Detective: Why did you do it Johnny, why did you shoot him? Psycho-killer: Just to watch him die..."

"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."

"I'll bet you, like me, average the most ""uh""s per sentence when ordering at a fast food drive thru."

"What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party? ""If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"""

"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."

"Wife: He's always lying about his celebrity connections.. Therapist: Is this true? Me: Just wait til Sonic The Hedgehog hears this bullshit."

"Who's the most famous chair tester? Mike Easter"

"What is the healthiest college? Rice"

"I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am."