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Joke of the Day

"I'm making a device where if you push an already lit elevator button, you get Hepititis C"

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."

"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms."

"If there's a hardship greater than putting cheese on a cracker and having it break before it gets into your mouth I've not heard of it."

"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."

"They should really replace, ""I now pronounce you man and wife"" with ""FINISH HIM!!"""

"What does the fan of a shitty rock band, which canceled a gig in his city, say? ""I want my Nickel back!"""

"M-I can't go. My Ewok is sick. H-Gigi that's a stuffed animal. M- H- M-Crap. I think you're right. I bet he ate all my Doritos again."

"Let me know when you're off your Man-Period!!!"

"Bras come in sizes = AA, A, B, C, D, DD, E, OMG, WTF."