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Joke of the Day

"Someone just named a commercial service ""KGB""? I would've gone with ""Abu Ghraib""."

"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one."

"I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out."

"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."

"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"

"I asked a refugee: ""How did you get out of Iraq?"" He answered: ""Iran"""

"Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."