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Joke of the Day
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot."
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"what did socrates learn from the T-rex? i dino"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"
"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."
"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"""Not gay enough"" - superhero working on his costume"
"Nine out of ten people enjoy gangbangs ...But I only have group sex when it's consensual."
"A Buddhist walks over to a hotdog stand He goes to the vendor and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider."