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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo momma"

"A: My dog had a nose surgery - B: How does he smell? A: Terrible!"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that's all you'll have to make your kids think you're cool."

"I found a good bread recipe where you don't have to get your hands messy from mixing it The bread was kneadless, to say"

"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""

"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"I'm convinced some of you are here because someone didn't properly lock your cage."

"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."

"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"