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Joke of the Day

"how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? it's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."

"Jack and Jill went up a hill; &nbsp; to have a bit of fun. &nbsp; But stupid Jill forgot the pill; &nbsp; and now they have a son."

"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""

"/r/jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.001% recycled content."

"""""When I die, I'd like you to lower the coffin into the grave... ... so you can let me down one last time."""

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"

"Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*"

"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"

"What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come !"

"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"