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Joke of the Day
"How did the Italians lose WWII? They ordered ziti instead of shells."
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"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."
"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"
"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."
"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."
"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"
"Me: Just a glass of water Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it"
"I'm a carbie girl in a barbie world."
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"I really want to see that movie about Tom Cruise But I don't think it's ever gonna come out"