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Joke of the Day
"Can putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
Next Joke
"I need hug(e amount of money)."
"My iPhone corrects ""WHOA"" to ""WHOSE"", which just made my text response to ""I JUST HAD A BABY!!!"" a little awkward."
"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"
"After being fired Donald Trump went to collect his last paycheck from NBC but HR wasn't sure who toupee"
"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"
"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."
"Mesut Ozil was quoted as saying ""I want to help Arsenal win trophies."" So when does the rest of the Real Madrid squad arrive with you?"
"what is a calculators favorite food? pi!"
"My greek friend just got charged with necrophilia His name was Nick Fukadacarkas"