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Joke of the Day

"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."

"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."

"Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:..."

"I want to buy a Tesla Coil. Shocking, I know... But I feel really energetic around them."

"Some of you have had some fabulous public meltdowns this year. From all of us, thank you x"

"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."

"I'm sad can u paypal me 50$ to spend on shoes"

"There are three types of people in the world Those who can count, and those who can't"

"Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud? Because their assets are already frozen."

"whats girls' favorite language pythong"