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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton. I hear she has some servers"
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"How is my sex life like a Ferrari? Imported and extremely expensive."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalottapuss! *credit goes to my brother-in-law who recently told me that one"
"Every time i hear a mean joke about canadians, i go to the hospital right away and get my feelings checked. ...For free..."
"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."
"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."
"Where do you go in the room when you're cold? The corner, it's 90 degrees."
"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""
"My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library. I said it's for shelf-defense."
"What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis"