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Joke of the Day

"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"

"When my dad caught me smoking a cigarette he took me out to the shed and forced me to teach him how to be hella cool."

"I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything."

"People who mispronounce Grand Prix... ...are just grand pricks."

"I thought revenge was a dish best served cold... Then I remembered it was actually the action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands."

"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"

"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"

"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."

"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."

"What do you call four drowning Mexicans? Cuatro Sink-O"