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Joke of the Day

"As often as I lose lighters and sunglasses, it's a good thing I never had kids. Or did I?"

"The Fly and R Kelly A Fly buzzes up to R Kelly and asks ""Mr Kelly could you please sing me a song?"" R Kelly pauses in thought then replies ""I believe I can, fly""."

"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."

"How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!"

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"What do black Eskimos live in? A nigloo."

"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"