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Joke of the Day
"What's green and can eat 50 hot dogs in a minute? Kobayoshi."
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"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."
"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."
"Surely sometimes hookers just look around and say ""SHIT, I'm really a hooker right now""."
"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."
"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""
"What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam!"
"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"
"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"