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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"
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"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer accepts a 3.5 in. floppy."
"This joke is a bit like sex ...hardly anyone here gets it."
"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised"
"Just heard this one at the pub: What do you call a monkey with a suicide vest? Ba***boom!*** ^(Don't worry, I kicked him out the door.)"
"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."