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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"
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"What is the worst race of ghosts? ...Spooks"
"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"
"The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now she wants to know why I keep calling her homey."
"Hearing them call a 25 year old hockey player a 'veteran' and a 28 year old player 'old' has done zilch for my self esteem today"
"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"
"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes' with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."
"I'm a Mexican with a black belt Call me Juan Punch"
"What language do pigs speak? Depends on which country they're from."