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Joke of the Day
"What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed? Yes but we cantaloupe."
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"How much for the Ice Cream Scoop? Ma'am, that's a Shovel."
"Forever 21... pounds overweight"
"What is the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore will have sex with anybody, a bitch will have sex with anybody except you."
"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."
"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"
"Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail !"
"I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card."
"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"
"If a tree fell on keemstar in the woods Would anyone care."