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Joke of the Day
"ADELE WAS BUSTED FOR DRUG DEALING! Yep - they lifted her skirt and found 100 pounds of crack."
Next Joke
"GOD: Peter, you will be heaven's bouncer ST PETER: What the hell, I don't want ST BERNARD (whispering): Shut up or he'll make you a dog"
"Sometimes when my boyfriend makes a racist joke I am like Ugh why did I even imagine you?"
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"if formula for area of a circle is true, whats the shape of pi. square"
"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."
"How does a sloth hang itself? By trying to jump rope."
"Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by ""A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."""
"What did one orphan say to another? Get in the Batmobile Robin."
"I'm 43 yrs old and still buying pot at a mall parking lot. On the flip side, Mom is 70 and still selling it there."