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Joke of the Day

"If Prince is dead then... Is his music now ""royalty-free""?"

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."

"Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair."

"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."

"Knock knock Who's there Olivia Olivia who? Olivia, so let me in my bloody house!"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"My cousin told everyone he could do a backflip. We all gathered around him. He said, ""I can't do it if you're watching."" #MyFamilyIsWeird"

"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"

"I used to be a banker... But I lost interest in the job"