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Joke of the Day
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh"
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"""My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!""said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' ""No-spaghetti!''"
"Sometimes, when I think of a book I touch my shelf"
"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"
"Why are bad jokes like dead babies? Usually, something went wrong with the delivery."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, I'm giving you a blow job!"
"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"
"*hairstylist holds mirror behind my head after styling my hair* ""Is that ok for you sir?"" ""Yes that is a beautiful mirror. I'll take it"""
"INTERESTING FACT: The song ""Hurt So Good"" was written after John Mellencamp ate too much delicious Mexican food."
"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""