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Joke of the Day
"The day I can't do my job drunk... Is the day I hang up my school bus keys."
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"What Australian city has the most cats? Purrth."
"Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around"
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."
"My friend said he had 10 times more chicks than me Well 10 x 0 is 0."
"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."
"What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops? The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam's Miami penthouse."