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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
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"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"His icy glare melts my creamy core. He's so cold, beads of water drip down his exterior. My walls ache to be drowned by him. -Oreo to milk"
"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."
"10 just informed me that exercising releases inner-dolphins. If that's not a reason to exercise, then I don't know what is."
"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""
"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"
"Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can't react."
"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"
"Don't think you're immune. We're all just a whim away from singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight."" Yes, a whim away...a whim away...a whim away."