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Joke of the Day

"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""

"I want to start body building. I just need to find out where hospitals put the cadavers."

"Why are pedophiles safe drivers? They always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools!"

"What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife? Me love you wrong time."

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"Blackman: I hate these crackers in my soup! I prefer white bread."

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"Why are you walking like that? ""Number one, I crashed my bike yesterday morning, and number two "" edit: grammar fix"

"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."

"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."