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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""Get out of the pool."""
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"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"
"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."
"The most inappropriate thing to say to the queen of England, I lick your stamps all the time."
"The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the ""I'm sick"" voice."
"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"
"Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale? You send down four skin divers!"
"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"
"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."
"What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg? It ends."