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Joke of the Day
"Why did they name golf golf? Because fuck was already taken."
Next Joke
"netflix First comes netflix then comes chill next comes babby because mommy forgot the pill"
"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."
"What kind of weed do muslims smoke? Quranic"
"I'm so pissed right now I'm going to open a can of... what the hell, when did they start putting child proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass?"
"Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone."
"What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter? Summer...Her name's summer."
"What do you call two Mexican firefighters? Hose A and Hose B"
"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"