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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance."

"Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase."

"Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly"

"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."

"Short one... What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's Cherry"

"Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there."

"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world... ...Then He made the Earth rough and He laughed and laughed..."

"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"