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Joke of the Day
"When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money."
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"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !"
"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"
"Why did I divide sin by tan? just cos."
"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."
"What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye? A snooker table"
"Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward."
"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."
"Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it's ok to bite an opponent."