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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !"

"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."

"So is my call important to you or will it be answered in the order it was received? IT CAN'T BE BOTH!"

"An electron and a positron went into a bar and got totally annihilated."

"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."

"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."

"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"