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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living? A bad gambler"
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"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."
"[overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad"
"What did the network engineer give to his fiancee? A token ring."
"Apparently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone... In the car I'm driving."
"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
"wife: it looks too tight me: it's fine, let's just go [ten minutes later paramedics have to cut my turtleneck off after I pass out]"
"Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic."
"Why did the chicken kill himself? To get to the other side."
"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."