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Joke of the Day

"Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 RAPED 9!!"

"I was going to make a joke about salt ,but then i thought . . . Na"

"Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me."

"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."

"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."

"So an iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."

"What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !"

"Had Maury Povich been in Star Wars, we would have known who the father was a lot sooner."