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Joke of the Day
"""I make everything sad, but I'll class your shit up."" - Violins"
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"Ugly Joke You're so ugly that you make ropes hang them self so they dont have to look at you"
"French toast is just regular toast that smokes cigarettes and has a tiny mustache."
"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."
"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"
"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"
"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"