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Joke of the Day
"Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the dogs!"
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"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
"I don't like Holocaust jokes... I do Nazi why they're funny, Anne Frankly they're quite offensive. EDIT: a word"
"What's the key to finding love? Rohypnol"
"My last relationship was a Forest Gump I was retarded and she was a whore"
"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."
"Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff"
"What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""
"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."