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Joke of the Day
"I'm not a basic Jew, I'm Hasidic."
Next Joke
"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"
"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"
"Sick of tweeting. Switching to faxing. What's everybody's fax numbers?"
"What do you call an eerie French pastry chef? A crepe."
"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."
"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."
"My head and I are not on speaking terms this morning. I suddenly know what it's like to be a man."
"Im wearing my grandfathers watch A german guy walks up to me and asks if I can tell him the time. I say ""nine""... he walks away complaining how rude american youth are."
"When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region."