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Joke of the Day
"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"
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"What do sex and The Big Issue have in common? (Original Joke) I buy them exclusively from homeless people"
"I still remember when mom used to tuck me in as a kid Man she really wanted a daughter"
"Ask your doctor why there are claw marks on the wall. Ask your doctor to stop growling. Ask your doctor to stop climbing and smelling you."
"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
"Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them they'd break"
"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."
"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers."