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Joke of the Day

"if you meet a woman under the age of 75 named ""Maude"" or ""Agatha"" it's a good bet to check nearby for a time machine"

"Plastic silverware: because the only thing I hate more than poisoning the environment is washing dishes."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"

"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is ""What does this word mean?"""

"I think it's nice that the vowels sometimes let ""Y"" into their crew."

"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"

"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"

"A man walks into a gym and asks the personal trainer which machine will make him most attractive to women.. The instructor points to the back of the gym "" The ATM machine"""

"What does Batman put in his beverages? Just ice."